A few people have mentioned
. . . that they are tired of hearing about this
AMAZING boring e-book sale that ends TOMORROW – the one where you can get 30 healthy living e-books for only $39. And I get it. Really, I do. So in honor of you who are ready to move on with your blog reading lives, I invite you to consider six OTHER bundles you could buy. Each of these bundles are comprised of items priced at or around $1.30 each (comparable to the e-book bundle sale).
Comfy Toe Alignment Sock Bundle
Still trying to perfect your Fred Flinstone twinkle toes bowling technique? These fabulous socks will prop you on your piggies as you barrel down the alley at the local Thunder Den. And with 29 back up pairs, you can virtually guarantee you’ll be taking “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter” all the way to the championship this year. Find them new for just $1.47 apiece here. I know, it’s a little over budget, but Betty and Wilma are counting on you.
Big Foot Air Freshener Bundle
Imagine the damage you could do to bad smells everywhere with these bad boys. And yourself, of course, given that several top air fresheners were recently found to contain at least one chemical labeled as toxic or hazardous by federal law.
Interestingly, none of the chemicals were listed on the label, though five of the six products emitted chemicals which are considered by the Environmental Protection Agency to have no safe exposure level. (source)
Of course, to mention a BETTER option would require that I tell you about all the amazing air freshener recipes in my ebook, DIY Non-Toxic Cleaners, which happens to be on sale for 90% off right now. Scents like:
- Fresh Laundry
- Sunshine Spray
- Tuscan Escape
- Tahitian Lime
- Mountain Pine
- Earthy Delight
Oh, and a tutorial for a DIY reed diffuser that uses essential oils instead of toxic chemicals. But I’m not doing that. Nope, not me! Get Big Foot here.
Po Sum On Medicated Oil Bundle
For all I know, this means something deeply insightful in its native language. But around these parts, this is just how we talk with a mouthful of homemade pizza. Example: “I just hurt my arm, Mo.” “I’m eatin’, Curly. Just po sum o’ this on n’ you be fine.”
Either way you’ll be set for life with this bundle of 30 healing balms-in-a-bag.
Unfortunately, you’ll have to split each dose in half to make it the same price as Pain Free, an ebook in the bundle that shall not be mentioned. Who needs to learn simple techniques for alleviating chronic pain when they have this stuff, anyway?
Elegant Zombie Eyes Sleep Mask Bundle
While you may never use more than two sleep masks in your lifetime, you can now have the sci-fi SAHM slumber party you always dreamed of. Invite 29 of your closest zombie-loving fellow nerd moms and go crazy!
Of course, if you take off the mask and still have the zombie look that will be slightly less fun. Too bad there isn’t an amazing book on sleep available in a bundle right now. One that explains how the timing of sleep affects collagen production. Ahem.
Other Bundles Worth Considering . . .
The powdered peanut butter bundle, because who has time to enjoy simple dinners made from scratch in less than 30 minutes? Clearly this is a much better option than an ebook on Simple Suppers.
Then Again, You **Could**
Pick up 30 full-length, informative books on homesteading, real food, babies & kids, kitchen basics, fitness and more for just $1.30 apiece and let the Gutter Girls take home the championship for once. Just sayin’.
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