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Happy Birthday To Me!!!

on August 20 | in Random | by | with 21 Comments

Photo Credit: Zsuzsanna Kilian

Today is my birthday. Since most of you will feel obligated to be nice to me, I’d like to use this period of amnesty to make some confessions:

Ten Birthday Confessions:

  1. I recently tried to return $200 to my insurance company. It annoyed them.
  2. My longest running fear is being forced to lick a public toilet. No one has ever tried, and how I developed the fear is a loooong story.
  3. Daddypotamus set up this blog without telling me. I told him he just wasted $10 registering this domain because I would never use it. Ahem, sorry babe.
  4. I once did gymnastics in a bar. That is all you need to know.
  5. I occasionally use words that my English Major husband doesn’t know.
  6. I live for my daughter’s smile. But when she grins at strangers my heart breaks a little. Although we have made a lot of progress there is still visible damage to her teeth. I feel completely responsible. UPDATE: Her teeth are completely remineralized. Yay!
  7. In my house towels have to be folded a specific way and then placed in the cabinet with the seams facing the back. All the stripes have to line up exactly. If someone else “helps” me and it’s not “right” I WILL redo it. I have no idea why I am OCD about this, but I’ve promised myself that I will never “fix” it if Katie decides to “help.”
  8. Daddypotamus and I accidentally  selected the same birthday cake photo to write our birthday posts.
  9. I was once attacked by a rabid duck. He was just about to take me down when my future husband assaulted him with a giant textbook.
  10. I sometimes dream about a real life event and/or situation only to find out that it really happened. In the two cases I am thinking of I was intentionally kept in the dark about the events.

You thought I was weird already? Oh well!

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21 Responses to Happy Birthday To Me!!!

  1. Kristine says:

    I wish I had a picture of Daniel defending you with a textbook!

  2. I think you’ve left us in the dark on way too many point here! Sounds like there are some very juicy explanations behind all of these!! =)
    Way to be normal.

  3. oh and Happy Birthday! I’m assuming selling your house is the best give you could receive. =)

  4. Happy birthday! You have the same birthday as my Daddy!

    If only I knew words MY English major husband doesn’t know. {sad face} j/k…it really used to bother me, but I have grown up a bit and have accepted the fact that I will never be as SMRT as he is.;)

  5. Happy Birthday Heather! I agree with Kathryn, you left us in the dark with some of those things on your list!

    Enjoy your day!

  6. Daniel says:

    Please keep Mommypotamus in your prayers, folks. She’s had swollen feet and some severe back pain that makes it difficult to walk.

    Thanks for your love and best wishes!

  7. @Daniel – We’ll be praying for her! Thanks for letting us know and please keep us updated if possible.

    ~Tiffany

    • Heather says:

      Thank you Tiffany! I had a pinched nerve or something that was restricting blood flow to my feet. Thankfully it resolved after a chiropractic adjustment and I’m headed out for a date with my hubs!

  8. Glad your feeling better! Hope you have a wonderful time with your hubby =)

  9. Heather Ivers says:

    Happy belated birthday Heather! I have really enjoyed reading your blog and I hope I get to meet you in person someday…we do share the same chiropractor, after all! :)

    I hope you are able to find peace about Katie’s teeth…she has a beautiful smile. Your family seems so sweet…you are a blessed woman :)

    Heather

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  11. [...] I have run out of embarrassing confessions about toilet phobias, rogue ducks and why I find it necessary to insult my husband. But, oh, I have [...]

  12. Jessica Savill via FB says:

    A very merry un-birthday to you!

    Your list cracks me up, and I totally want to know more about the gymnastics, LOL.

  13. Mommypotamus via FB says:

    Ha, Kathleen Pelton! I must admit I wrote this before Micah was born. Now that I have two I am happy just to have clean towels!

  14. Mommypotamus via FB says:

    Ha, Kathleen Pelton! I must admit I wrote this before Micah was born. Now that I have two I am happy just to have clean towels!

  15. Mommypotamus via FB says:

    Mums the word, Jessica Savill!

  16. Mommypotamus via FB says:

    Mums the word, Jessica Savill!

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