Sometimes motherhood is magical, and sometimes I find myself saying things like “who put my credit card in the nut butter jar?” For those days, laughter is definitely the best medicine – especially when served with these fudgy brownies. (And an eggnog latte of course . . . or maybe some adrenal support tea!)
Where was I again? Oh right. I know you can relate – you’ve shared some of the funniest things said in your house here and here – so I thought I would round things out by sharing some of my favorite parenting quotes. Enjoy!
Having a child is like getting a tattoo on your face. You better be committed. ~ Eat, Pray, Love
I think my patience is at the bottom of this cup. Hang on while I find it. ~ Unknown
24/7 – Once you sign on to be a mother, that’s the only shift they offer. ~ Jodi Picoult
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~ Franklin P. Adams
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. ~ Erma Bombeck
Do have a favorite that I missed? Please share it in the comments below!